Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

cant sir

A condition that tragically affects brainrotted lobotomites all around the world, but with a particularly high concentration in the United States of Feminism and Buttsex.

The family friendly way to write "cancer" on JooTube or other cucked platforms.

It's fucking terminal.

retrad: I have cant sir UWU nnnnngh *cockhead explodes shooting rivets of hot cum at the wall*

by binder full of ankle pics February 5, 2025

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

yes sir bot

The gate guards, henchmen, suck ups, yes men, bad cops, and closest associates to the leaders, archons, of prior 2022 years holocaust, along with people that deny it and claim it only happened for a few years when it is still happening. Putin's closest allies and the order of dragons, wizards who wear sheets, the people who worship talking snakes such as satanists, atheists, and the leaders of the communist party who control through all the junk they force you to buy. Also the men who mishandled my case since the day I was abducted.

The men doing this to me since I was abducted are yes sir bots so are the individuals in the public sector who tampered with my records and social accounts, so are the men who keep the minimum wage so low, so are the hacks who program the cable industry to show mostly reruns of junk while the 6th mass extinction is happening, so are the tax collectors demanding death taxes, so are the hacks airbrushing the bases out on the moon, so are the hacks, so are the individuals who did these demonic things to me

by AZRAELTHEDYINGGOTH September 6, 2022

sir devitt iii

An ancient elder of Wingham origin, is thick in frame and has arms that the size of the clouds that loom Everest.

Sir devitt iii

by Sir Devitt III April 20, 2018

aaron burr sir

Aaron burr (sir) is a historical figure who lin-manuel miranda found out that burr (sir’s) last name rhymes with sir, and created a musical called hamilton about another man, alexander hamilton. we think it’s about alexander, but in reality, hamilton’s goal is to see how many times lin can rhyme “burr” with “sir.”

a: pardon me, are you aaron burr sir?

by angelicaelizaandpeggy April 9, 2025

sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.

Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016