by Djdjdjdbfkshsbdidbdh February 28, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A 0 self-worth man who goes out for pussy that’s mediocre at best. He skips out on hanging with the boys to chase after some girl that will drop him the L within the first 10 seconds of any conversation. He sends her hearts and love emojis as if he has 10 fucking brain cells in his head. Often times they go by the names such as Danny, Brian and Johnny.
-Person_1: “Oh shit, there’s Thomas coming. He’s such a simp.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”
- Person_2: “Oh fuck, lets get the fuck out of here now.”
by stopsimping July 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is simply defined a measly man who will do anything to win the affection of a woman .
Putting hoes before bros.
Putting hoes before bros.
by Buvner June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“
by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020
Get the simpmug. 
