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Snapping Turtle Puss

A particularly strong pussy capable of crushing anything inserted into it with the slightest of ease. The force is reminiscent of the jaw strength of a snapping turtle. Can be reversed only by a rare procedure called a "Puss Extraction".
I was fucking this girl as a dare for a free boat and her snapping turtle pussy clamped down on my dick and wouldn't release it.
by DoubleDare3000 July 2, 2017
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shopping trolley

A form of bad caucasian dancing. To reach up to first one side then the other, as if pulling items down off the shelf and dropping them in your shopping trolley.
That dude was not only sowing the seeds, he did the shopping trolley too!
by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006
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Shopping bag bathroom break

When 2 co-workers go into the bathroom stall together and one person stands in a shopping bag placed between the others feet while he sits on toilet and receives a blow job or a blumpkin, so any other person who enters the bathroom only sees the feet of one person.
Bobby and Chris went for a shopping bag bathroom break so Duyet would not catch them together.
by Lead Party Cheif September 3, 2009
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bathroom shopping

Visiting multiple bathrooms looking for the perfect one (empty or clean, depending on your needs) before committing to it. Derived from the term border shopping.
Man, this place has some active colons at five o'clock. I was holding my ass in but I went bathroom shopping on all 3 floors anyway... I need my privacy!
by shy bowels December 21, 2006
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Sticky Slapping

cumming on your hand slapping the girl twice, then slapping her with your dick
Dude, look Jordan is sticky slapping Catherine!!
by Jordan Aaron Robinson January 2, 2008
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Snapping One Off

if he is in the shower for more than 10 minutes, he is probably snapping one off.
by cliff edwards September 10, 2008
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slapping my mom

something you do when she pisses you off....i mean honestly? wtf does grounding mean anyway? who does that?
my mom's a bitch....i feel like slapping my mom!!
by janet_babii079 June 21, 2008
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