Shrek

The seggsiest, cutest, hottest man alive.
He has soft, green skin, beautiful polite hazelnut eyes and two cute feelers. This adorable ogre also wears baggy whitish clothes with brown belt and cute vest probably from animal skin.
He appears in many memes such as: pursed lips Shrek, Shrek crocs, I'm calling the police, I believe in Shrek supremacy, Shrek is love, Shrek is life and many more.

Person 1: ,,Dude how is Shrek so hot??"
Person2: ,,IKR I want to spank him so bad🥵"

by shartisseggsybutnotasShrek May 6, 2021

Shrek

Daddy.

Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*

by Gopnickmcblyat August 8, 2018

Shrek

The mighty overlord of shrek land

Look Jaquavious it’s shrek

by -Myst- September 20, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is the almighty ogre lord who rules over many swamps around the world

Shrek is believed to be made by god himself and was made to bring the belief of onions and on how much layers they have

Shrek is praised on by the believers who believe that shrek will come down from the heavens and rip apart the non believers bit by bit

by Memeslip6669 January 6, 2019

Shrek

My love
My god
My lord
My life

Shrek is love, Shrek is life <3

me: Shrek
you: Yes

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

Matthew Shrek

A human\Shrek hybrid.Usually is a gay virgin.

Bro stop being a Matthew Shrek it pisses me off.

by anonymous May 11, 2022

The shrek special

The act of filming a porno that involves a young machine gun Kelly esc Teen and an old fat French Canadian pig.

Dude let’s hit the shrek special tonight.

Ex 2- when are we filming shrek 2?

by boatedRus April 14, 2025