Ryanism

A sentence or thought that is blurted out without thinking. It typically is inappropriate, idiotic or just plain stupid. A Ryanism is always innocent, not meaning to cause any intentional harm.

"We were playing scattergories and Bryant put down his favorite hobby was capture the flag" "Seriously!" "Yup, Seriously" "ahh Ryanism I love that guy!"

"Dave just asked that deaf girl what type of music she likes, it took him 30 seconds to realize what he asked." "What a Ryanism"

"Ryanism alert!" "Marie just asked Brian what HER address is!"

by DeirdreHelena April 19, 2012

Ryan Brown

A species of goat native to Auckland. Can be found in C Block, Howick College. May bite, probably has rabies and anthrax. Do not approach. Known to prey on lesbians and the student rep's sister.

"Is that Samwise Gamgee?"

"Nah, it's just Ryan Brown!"

by C-Block-Howick October 3, 2013

Ryan

Ryan is the sweetest person you could ever meet. He'll put a huge smile on your face even when you're not together. He is the love of my life, my one and only, my boyfriend, and my best friend. I couldn't ask for a better man in my life.<3

He's her Ryan.
My boyfriend is such a Ryan, I love him.

by brb,and,rms May 13, 2014

Ryan

The most incredible and unique individual you will ever meet. He is extremely kind and generous, and will do anything for the people he loves. Ryan is very principled and a deep thinker, which sometimes makes him feel isolated from his peers, but simultaneously this makes him an irreplaceable friend, partner and family member. He is the most loyal, caring, and protective boyfriend a person could have. He's masculine but still has ridiculously cute tendencies. He is also very physically attractive and a bit of a romantic. Ryan takes a while to open up, but when he does you'll find he is strong-minded yet empathetic. He is always an engaging, interesting conversationalist and all-around joy to be around. He always know what to say to make you feel better when you're down, and always gives wise advice. He really loves kids and they adore him back. Ryan loves watching football and baseball, and spends his downtime watching movies and cuddling his girl. He is well versed in politics and especially enjoys political memes. Reddit holds a very special place for him in his heart.

Guy 1: Ryan's such a great guy. He always brings me my stuff from my mom even though he doesn't get anything out of it.

Girl 2: Yeah, he's really nice and smart. Too bad he's always talking to his girlfriend..

by CrispyFrenchFry October 16, 2018

Ryanitis

A pathological disorder which compels its victims to trespass into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.

-Did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?

Yeah, I've learned he's going into rehab for a bad case of Ryanitis.

by Joseph Geron October 19, 2012

ryan horn

Ryan Horn....lovable, loyal and always helps a person in need. Not very reliable but only because he doesn't plan well.

Ryan, Ryan Horn, awesomeness

by alliemontana April 30, 2014

Ryan hale

A person that is usually often crazy, over bearing, and hard to understand. This person will always be someone you can't stop thinking about and someone that you miss and think about every single day and regret ever letting go of.

Ryan Hale will probably forever be the love of my life.

by ProDrummer5000 December 18, 2016