a small town located in canada somewhere that imprisons around 4200 civilians. A very small but quaint and quiet town filled with natural beauty, cheas, and hicks. The girls are pretty and the boys are gross.
by baceow April 4, 2011
Get the deep river mug.A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley
Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"
by Nick D June 21, 2006
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1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.
3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.
@ college
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School
New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.
OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..
by heyohmesayayo March 22, 2011
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Get the gooch river mug.Another way of saying 'Huang He River.' River loacted in China. Wang-Hee pronounced because of the hilarious name. River also called the 'Yellow River.'
Ms. Hee: The Huang He River was an important part of China.
Trevor: AHAHAHHAH
Brandon: HAHHAHAH
Trevor: WANG-HEE RIVER!
Trevor: AHAHAHHAH
Brandon: HAHHAHAH
Trevor: WANG-HEE RIVER!
by Mike Davis III October 23, 2005
Get the Wang-Hee River mug.lives or has lived near a river (i.e. the maumee in east Toledo), has one or more delinquent baby daddies who they probably met on myspace or facebook, are unable to holddown a job for more than a month, live off of either their parents or welfare, will sleep with anyone desperate or horny enough to, and have absolutely no plans for the future except to pollute the population with more of their offspring.
by Ih8losers June 3, 2010
Get the eastside river rat mug.when your poop comes out and makes the toilet bowl water look like muddy mississippi water. Solid or liquid just as long as you cant see the bottom of the toilet bowl. poop mississippi river
dude come check this out "oh man looks like u got that mississippi river poop" bet ya if we throw a line in there well probably pull up a large mouth bass.
by texastornados June 4, 2011
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