Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011

you are a retarded

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

retarded boxer

The dance move that is done by white males that think they are good dancers. This move consists of the guy balling up his fists, keeping them at mid chest level and rolling their shoulders forward. Giving the effect like they are some kind of boxer.

"Check it out! Steve's doing the retarded boxer!"

by CanadianRob October 2, 2006

Retarded

Do you people even know what the word means?
Geez, If you dont, Your a real sad person for calling people who arnt retarded, retarded. So next time you call someone retarded, Stop, and think..."Are they really retarded?"

Do i really have to put in an example? honestly

by Brat October 11, 2004

retarded ballerina

a retarded ballerina is a ballerina (best portrayed in Rihanna's Umbrella video) which creeps along on its pointed toes and struggles to maintain balance on the small appendages. A deformed, retarded ballerina is one that is missing some or all of its toes and fumbles around on partial or complete stubs of their feet. They normally smell like rotting onions and have extremely long tits.

Mitch-Dag son... here comes that fuckin' retard ballerina again I say we kick it in the toes and hope it falls over

Tom- Nahh son thats a "deformed retarded ballerina" it doesn't have many toes to kick... lets lead it towards a pothole, then it will definately trip.

Mitch- Sick Plan ...get the shovel

by Salad tits cockney June 13, 2007

let's get retarded

1. My personal battle cry.
2. See get retarted

I screemed let's get retarded and the boozie begain to fly, and soon Tyler was passed out in the van.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

Wicked Retarded

1. Commonly coming from somebody who lives in Boston, this is the stupidest possible way to call something retarded or "not cool." Put simply it's a way to call something really dumb.

2. A phrase that connotes, "Hi. I'm from Southy and I'm a piece of shit. Please beat my ass."

Alternate(And in this case the proper) Spelling: Wicked Retahded.

"Mayn dood. That shit is wicked retarded!"

by Timmons February 11, 2006