Piss Wedge

Something I came up with its kinda like piss ant or piss monkey. But its basically when your being stubborn and annoying or are just a cunt

"Your such a piss wedge" or "stop being a piss wedge"

by Bango May 14, 2020

safety piss

The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.

Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."

Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"

Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."

by Darren C August 31, 2010

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

Palmer piss

v: the insane urge you have to pee after drinking a can full of Arnold Palmer.

hold on guys, I have to go take a real long palmer piss.

by hewhosmites October 2, 2010

piss beer

In the seventies brewers made beer that was 3.2% in alcohol content, to sell in States that allowed anyone over 18 years old to buy it. Real beer, sold only to 21+, has double or even triple that amount of alcohol, like for the stouts. So teens would need twice as much to get drunk, and then spend lots of trips to piss it out: Hence, "piss beer" was born!

We were still too young to buy stout beer and so we settled for piss beer.

by private-polymath September 7, 2021

piss factor

The thing you have to consider when choosing which type of booze you want for the night. If you're not trying to piss every 10 minutes, you choose hard liquor. Otherwise beer is a great option.

Stephen" "I want to get really drunk before finals, but I'm not sure what I should get"
Kim: "Did you take the piss factor into consideration?"
Stephen: "Damn you're right. I should probably get some Orloff since I'm broke".

by xLonnie December 11, 2016

maiden's piss

Aussie Slang for Cheap White Wine (circa 1970's - 1980's)

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by Peter Jackson's May 8, 2017