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Pirate Boatjob 

When their moan sounds like "aargh" when they put it in
Peter and Tony both gave pirate boatjobs during a great night together
Pirate Boatjob by Inspired Osprey January 5, 2022

pirate sliding

doing menacing things with your E break in a snow covered parking lot while you blast the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song
me and the boys went pirate sliding last night

Pirate-eye 

When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"
Pirate-eye by Asahi#4 April 10, 2022

Pirate Wiz

If being wrong was a person
"You know Pirate Wiz? His takes are horrendous"
Pirate Wiz by It isn't Funny May 14, 2022

Pirate plating 

An act of using parts and/or walls that are fastened into place, and then removed for other purposes in surface displacement.
My car was so corroded that we had to use pirate plating just to pass inspection. The only problem is none of my repairs were legit.
Pirate plating by Laser platforms November 3, 2022

Pirate Wasted 

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.
"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜
Pirate Wasted by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023