pouch

the sound made while ejaculating

as i blew my load, i heard, "pouch"

by butt muncher December 16, 2002

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

phuck

a stupid word people use when they can think of anything to call you because they dont have any dirt on you

whore:your nickname is phuck

me:ahah at least it isnt whore, think of something better!!

by incredable.bitches! December 25, 2009

phuc-an

-cooliestest sister ever in the world
-all time winner of a principle's award
-the one
-whom is a genius that u shall obey
-sister of Duy
-godess of niceness
-destroyer of evils
-banisher of calums

OMFG!! it's phuc-an!!!!!!!
omg omg omg omg!!!!

by Holydonkey February 23, 2004

pouch fucker

Man who likes to have sex with marsupials

Man is my boss a real pouch fucker

by Al September 1, 2008

Pudding Pouch

An Overall Bitch; someone who gets in your way.

A Whore's Anus

A Fat Kid After Eating.

That Bitch Is A Total Pudding Pouch.

That Whore Has A Huge Pudding Pouch.

Buddy Lay Off The Beans, Your Pouch is gonna be full of pudding.

by T-C-FUSION January 20, 2009

Monkey Pouch

1.Can be used in many situations as an insult. Not very dirty or vulgar but gets the point across.
2.Also can be used as a substitute of vagina. Can even be used around kids.
3.In very rare cases a purse like object used by monkeys to store food and such.

1.drunk guy 1 "man i don't wanna do 12 shots in a row"

drunk guy 2 "quit being a monkey pouch and grow a pair"

2. *lady bends over to grab something

guy "yo i just saw her monkey pouch!"

3. "i just saw a monkey carrying a pouch....a monkey pouch?"

by creepy eye clown July 7, 2011