Mysterious beings responsible for shitting in random places. Phantom shitters start out as people who experiment with shitting beside toilets in their local wal-marts. The phantom shitter finds this to be thrilling, and quickly migrates to better shitting grounds.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
A phantom shitter often targets dressing rooms, clothing rings, and wal-mart drinking fountains.
Once a phantom shitter reaches the boss level, he or she may begin shitting on shopping mall floors.
Clever phantom shitters will secure jobs as janitors or security guards. This gives them access to shitting locations like no other. Cash machines, shoe boxes, supervisors desks, furniture, xbox 360 disk drives, the list goes on.
guy: I found a pile of green shit in the center of a clothing ring at JC penny.
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
guy2: phantom shitter strikes again!
by PooMasterFlash October 28, 2008
Get the phantom shitter mug.(Noun)Legendary Sailor with a unnatural ability to shit anywhere, anytime with no remores for person or property, especially the person that has to clean up. Also, known as the Phantom Wizzer or Pisser
1. "The Phantom Shitter stuck again. This time on the Commanding Officer's desk."
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
2. "This coffee taste like piss!"
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
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1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
Get the phantom stroke mug.In law: Associate(s) or summer associate(s) included on reimbursement forms for lunch expenses who were not actually present at lunch on the day in question. Utilized for the purpose of evading per diem caps on lunch expenses while consuming gratuitous amounts of food and wine.
Summer associate (SA): (picking up phone) Hello?
Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?
SA: Yeah, need a phantom?
A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.
SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.
A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
Associate (A): Did you go to lunch today?
SA: Yeah, need a phantom?
A: Badly, we went all out at Dorsia this afternoon and I'm way over the budget.
SA: Hmmm. You can always use Zach. No one ever invites him to lunch.
A: Of course! He's the ideal phantom.
by Knut Hamsun January 17, 2009
Get the phantom mug.Unknown toilet assailant. Someone who renders a public toilet unusable by stuffing paper and often feces in the bowl. Also known as "spiking the guns."
What took you so long?
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
I had to go to the second floor bathroom. Somebody flooded the stall.
Curse you Phantom Pooper!
by amos anon March 30, 2009
Get the phantom pooper mug.This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat
by Keese September 12, 2005
Get the phat like a phantom mug.A qu33r faguar who raped my cats anus, after doing this he had sex with every can of coke in my fridge.
While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.
But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.
BITCH
While I didn't mind this as I sold the porn to 100 of his other trolling faguar friends I found it quite hard to remove his penis afterwards.
But thankfully I had a dremel, but the distinction between pubic hair and penis was quite hard, in the end I just shoved a CCFL up his arse and a microwave on his head.
BITCH
omfg liek hi 2 u asl wanna cyber in my mums pants omg leik noes omg liek why omg omg omg omg cybah my cat? ok ok ok hi hi hi hi hi wanna cybah my dog ok
kthxbai
kthxbai
by Ratta Tat Tat June 25, 2004
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