peralta guarantee

A gaurantee by Jake Peralta that something will definitely happen.

Your last peralta guarantee was that you could dunk a basketball. - Santiago

by Karolthe27th February 15, 2024

Peri

While the name "Peri" traditionally refers to a fairy or supernatural being, in the context of an autistic person, it could symbolize "Perceptive, Empathetic, Resourceful Individual," highlighting qualities often associated with individuals on the autism spectrum.

peri is the most autistic person

by Taylorhater911 December 3, 2023

Penile Erectoligist

A specific occupation that requires a doctorate degree in semenology, math, and a verified cure for Morning Wood

The Penile Erectoligist solved the man's Erectile disfunction

by Thedumbass420 December 10, 2023

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 9, 2024

Penileticklement

To apply tickling to someone, or something penis.

He had a heart attack due to overuse of penileticklement.

by anonymous July 16, 2024

Penile Inclusion

The act of 2 or more cocks kissing each other, touching each others tips.

*Teacher arrives late to her class*

Students: "Why are you late Mr. Wally?"
Mr. Wally: "Sorry I'm here late, I just penile inclusioned with those 2 hobos on the street"

by Green-Guy August 11, 2024