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angry parrot

The act of walking that resembles that of an angry parrot or one who recently sharted their pants and are frantically trying to get to the bathroom.
"Hey that guy is doing the angry parrot, he just shit himself!" "Hey fuck you, it burns so bad!"
by Purplenurple January 22, 2017
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Parrot Envy

When a teenager cannot contain their envy at a parrot's sense of style and goes way overboard with a mowhawk!
Dude, that guys got Parrot Envy!
by Sum gurl wiv nuffin 2 do January 16, 2011
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Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011
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Patròn

Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2
Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?
by HomiePat November 8, 2018
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parroting

the act of looking over one's shoulder to view their actions.
Colon was parroting Taps while they watched a youtube video of Eric breaking his skull wide open after becoming heavily intoxicated.
by buzznuttz April 26, 2013
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Parroting

Gay sex between over weight men while one of them whistles.
Listen to that whistleing... must be some serious parroting going on!
by CaseMan1 May 23, 2017
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Presidential Pardon

When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".

A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
Embarrassed Presidents issue a Presidential Pardon in the face of confusion.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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