panic ocean

To urinate yourself so much as to create a small ocean in your pants.

"Look! Little Ryan's got a panic ocean going on!"

by shinyeggboy July 5, 2016

hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola September 9, 2016

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.

I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!

by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016

gay panic party

when gay people have sex because they can't do anything else with their penis when they get excited

omg me and frank banged last night because of a gay panic party

by HR.T August 10, 2016

Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

panic suit

A suit that is needed less than 24 hours before the event which it is being bought for begins. The specific suit in question is the one that will fit the person the suit is for, a suit which is almost invariably impossible to get hold of.

"I need to get a suit for this wedding tomorrow!"
"Please don't tell me you need a panic suit? You should have bought a suit ages ago!"

by Markatansky July 29, 2012

panic dropping

Freaking out after an exam, thinking you did badly, that you immediately drop the class, only to regret it after.

I didn't realize there was a back to the exam until after I left, so I ran to my advisor and ended up panic dropping the class.

by zap228 October 1, 2013