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orgasm regret

When you hook up with an ex, it feels really good but as soon as that feeling passes - you regret it.

~he makes me cum so good, but I hate him right after~
I had a really great time with him but as soon as he made me cum, I regretted the orgasm and wanted out of there. ~Orgasm Regret~
by kat64 August 14, 2017
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Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.
John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms
by BoredBenny September 5, 2017
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Memory Orgasm

That point you remember a great memory. Kind of feels like a wave. good times . . .
"Oh my god Jessica I just remembered! It's all coming back to me now!!"- Girl #1
"Dude, you just had a memory orgasm" - Jessica
"I loved that time we first watched that movie" - Girl #1
"Just let it all come out" - Jessica
by maggieoxx February 19, 2014
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digital orgasm

That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.

Know the one? ;-)

Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!

It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.

So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)

Ultimately - it is a soul and mind sensation!
While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"
by multikulturana May 13, 2016
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butthole orgasm

I had so much Taco Bell that 30 minutes later I had a butthole orgasm. Shit was EVERYWHERE!
by BholeOrg May 23, 2016
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Orgasmic Pi

The aha! feeling math geeks experience at the sight or sound of a little juicy or sexy theorem, or math factoid, on the number π—a minor form of mathematical bliss that could last for days in some instances.
Just as Roland Barthes, French writer and critic, associates a good or pleasurable read with a dizzying orgasm, pure mathematicians or number theorists secretly dream or long for an orgasmic pi chance encounter, especially when they’re at their most vulnerable state of mind.
by Fasters August 28, 2022
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Profit Orgasm

A profit orgasm is the ultimate feeling of heavenly euphoria, pleasure, and ultimately a bodily & mind release of a powerful energy that one stores within them while in a trade or transaction where there is a lot on the line to lose and the rewards end up being much more than one could ever expect or hope for. The profit orgasm comes after one experiences a Profit Boner and the action that engages the profit boner is repeated again and again until a profit orgasm is achieved.
Crypto Trader: "Dude, I've been in a BTC long for about 3 weeks. My first week got me 800% ROE, second week bumped it up to 1760% ROE, and this week my long is up to 2400% ROE! Yeah, I am way past the profit boner phase and am having a full on profit orgasm! Man this is the most incredible thing that has ever happened to me!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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