God morning

A misspelling of the greeting "Good morning".

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf

by Suawd December 5, 2021

Pork morning

When you wake up in the morning and all you crave is a big penis

David: What's up Pete?
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.

by D'Arcy 69 April 7, 2017

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.

I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.

by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019

Morning slammer

A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.

Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.

**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!

by Elder Blice May 16, 2020

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.

I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.

by Maxwell Harper August 2, 2016