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Charles Nades 

1. A play on words, with "Charles" being another name for "Chuck". Replace Charles with Chuck and you get the phrase "Chuck Nades!". This term is often uttered by those lacking any prowess in video games, especially nazi zombies.

2. A term used to describe a person possessing unimaginable quantities of undesirable attributes which prevent them from being good at any sort of video game, no matter how hard they may try.

3. A term used to describe someone who will never get this.
Man, looks like we have another Charles Nades, we might as well quit now
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nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019
bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019
nude snacks by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019
(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
Nunes by ciabrat February 18, 2018

Nudesage 

Nudesage is when you and your girl get naked and start giving each other massages
" Sup baby, you looking to get down with a Nudesage"
Nudesage by Topsy Krettss March 21, 2016

Nude Beach Dick

A sort of soft chub; not too full it's clear you're hard, but able to be proudly displayed while on a nude beach. Also referred to as "NBD". "Growers" can appreciate
.
Wife: "Honey, look at that spectacular package, you have a serious case of nude beach dick going on."

Functionally Nude 

Functionally nude subjects are those who are wearing a decent amount of clothing, but their main sexual regions (i.e. the breasts and pussy, and occasionally ass) are left exposed.

The nudity is functional because they are only nude enough to function in during sex
Daryl: You seemed to be ploughing Jessica behind the counter at the bar last night but she was wearing clothes?
Jake: Oh, yeah, She was only Functionally Nude
Functionally Nude by Gzoom August 31, 2017

Ninja Nude 

A Ninja Nude is the act of getting fully undressed and taking a nude picture during a meeting, classroom lecture or other busy event. Nearly impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
'I heard James tried to take a Ninja Nude during his meeting, and the boss caught his stupid ass!'