Spooky Mumzy

The kind of mother that will dress up and prepare for halloween but ignore every trick or treater.

Spooky Mumzy is back at it again, rejecting kids.

by Stinkybozo January 18, 2021

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

your.mums.left.b00bie

An amazing wonderful mutual who posts funny shit on tiktok ♡

Someone: "Damn, have you heard of your.mums.left.b00bie?"
Someone else: "No, what do they post?"
Someone: "They post funny shit on tiktok, duh."

by mrworldwidesslimeyvulva <3 September 12, 2021

Your mums yum

My friend uses it randomly

“Hey did you know( long pause )” them @ your mums yum”

by Random.beotch.209… December 10, 2021

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS

STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

by LIUGEKEWKHRLIeFGUAEFHUK4LIGTK April 4, 2022

A Mummy

Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.

I did A Mummy last night, it was a chilling experience.

by Scroate April 27, 2022