muddy knuckles

when a person shits on another persons face and then punches that person in the face...resulting in muddy knuckles

also could be after fisting an ass and resulting in muddy knuckles

bitch you keep sass'n me were gonna play muddy knuckles

by bukake_ninja June 24, 2008

sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

by NickName4U May 22, 2006

MUDD BUTT ITIS

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.

by Serebral April 30, 2009

muddy jack hammer

when a woman puts a vibrator in her ass while being boned

I was having realations with this chick and she used a muddy jack hammer.

by j squared from mad town April 10, 2009

Mudd piranha

it's when a white girl like asian or latino guy's.

what kind of guys does she like ? she is a mudd piranha.

by the man789 February 16, 2009

muddy sprite

Lean in sprite

Wow dude that muddy sprite fu$ked me up yo

by Dirtyduckfuck February 22, 2017

The Muddin' Report

The Muddin' Report is a website in Wyoming that forecasts the Off-roading conditions

Have you checked TheMuddinReport.com to see if the mud conditions are prime today? The Muddin' Report!!!

by mud_king February 27, 2009