spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

calculator monkey

Stereotypically, any Asian that is amazing at any math and/or math concepts and that can compute all of these concepts without the use of the calculator. These are typically the Asians that succeed in any classes having to do with math or science with little to no work being done as it just comes naturally to them based on their genetics in these subjects. Also, you use them to help you receive good grades in classes and help them by making friends they wouldn't normally have.

Person 1: "Hey man, did you get the answer to #5, the algebraic equation?"
Person 2: "Yea, Min got the answer for me in like 10 seconds. That kid is a calculator monkey if I've ever seen one before."
Person 1: "He definitely is!"

by Paceyourself February 7, 2014

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016

chotch monkey

a petty bitch

If Isabelle ever wanted Josh back she blew it by being a chotch monkey.

by Chotch Monkey July 7, 2016

Dirty Monkey Bomb

The act of shitting between a women's breast and clapping them together, causing shit to fly everywhere.

Yo man, last night I got kinky with my girl and decided to perform a dirty monkey bomb

by Random shit Kyle says January 11, 2017

Rod Monkey

One of the female gender who is strongly attached to ones penis.

"I been trying to get rid of Sarah for weeks but she's such a Rod Monkey"

by Rodmonkey68 January 12, 2017

maple monkey

A derogatory slur for people living or born in the country of Canada. Can also be anyone who exhibits Candian-like behaviors.

“Where’s John?”
“He stayed home to watch the hokey game.”
“What a fucking maple monkey.”

by DoctorNutBust December 11, 2017