a poor run down mall with alot of ghetto kids, 90% of the kdis that go there are scene kids , well posers and have no lives and basically live there, the one good thing about this mall is it has ikea and target, dan kahn can often be seen there , alot of losers hang out here and gangs, it is not a safe mall
John: hey wanna go to the mall?
Steph: sure , but not broadway mall i dont wanna get shot
hey did you hear about Broadway mall (hicksville) , there was a gang fight
Steph: sure , but not broadway mall i dont wanna get shot
hey did you hear about Broadway mall (hicksville) , there was a gang fight
by jkfjnkmj July 7, 2009
Get the Broadway mall (hicksville) mug.The biggest Mall in the United States. You think it's big, but then you go and you're like "THIS is what I've been dying to see???" Being a native Minnesotan I never had to go through the dissapointment of seeing the mall for the first time. It's only big because there is an amusement park in the middle and an aquarium in the basement and nightclubs and a theater on the 4th floor.
Chick from Utah: "I'm so excited to go to the Mall of America!"
Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."
*after they arrive*
Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"
Chick from MN: "Told ya so"
Chick from Minnesota: "It's nice and all, but don't get your hopes up kid."
*after they arrive*
Chick from Utah: "Fuck this!"
Chick from MN: "Told ya so"
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A person, usually high school to college aged young white or Asian male, who purchases weapons, such as samurai swords, maces, spears, scimitars, fancy looking knives, daggers, and nun-chucks at a shopping mall, usually from stores like Merlot's Cutlery, China Capital Arts, or various privately owned Oriental gift shops. Will talk trash to each other about the quality of their swords, which they will never use for anything in real life. Some of these people will pay high prices to purchase "better" swords on the internet, in the range of $300 to several thousand dollars, to out-do their friends or enemies who bought their blades at the local shopping mall. These people are often goths, thugs, or kids who are at the bottom of the social totem poll.
Dude, Mike owns like 10 samurai swords, 4 pairs of nunchucks, a bowstaff, and throwing stars. He got them all at China Capital Arts. He is such a mall ninja.
by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012
Get the Mall Ninja mug.when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat ass douche bag yells" hey no mall boarding in here!!!" and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to piss them the fuck off
Douche: HEY! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!
you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)
you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)
by em&sa January 28, 2009
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Mall Cop 1: Hey, look it's kids wearing tripps
Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.
Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!
Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.
Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!
by idk91295 June 15, 2010
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