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mexican simpoff

A straight relationship in which there is still a constantly changing, third male party, in which a triangular relationship is mocked at the expense of the male partner who cannot separate due to emotional dependence on his female partner, even if it bothers him. Be it consciously or unconsciously.
A:"Hey man I love her and I know that she loves me too. Why do you think our partnership lasts so long, but not with the other guys with whom she tries anyway?"
B:"Because you're stuck in a mexican simpoff! She has the fun of her life with other guys while telling you about love and loyalty. This is cheating with extra steps!"
mexican simpoff by the.retorik April 24, 2021

Mexican Bukkake 

It’s what you would call someone who treats the roof of their mouth with all the variety of hot cheeto chips, a gansito, and a nesquik in that order
Damn bro Erick had a Mexican Bukkake attack his throat

Mexican tunnel slide

The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.
Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy

Mexican circles 

N. Another name for GHB, commonly known as the date rape pill.
Ohio football coach Frank Solich loves Mexican Circles
Mexican circles by Luke M. October 30, 2006

Mexican Camcorder 

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.
Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.
Mexican Camcorder by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

mexican hot pocket 

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.
Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.