Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

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matchup

a contest between athletes or sports teams.

"a matchup of two twenty-something pitchers wondering what it is like to win in the majors"

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

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Matchup

a man-to-man defense.

The coach opted for a zone defense instead of a matchup, believing it would be more effective in containing the opponent's quick guards.

by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024

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Matchena

A slur from my native tongue. Commonly used in Iraq, Iran and in Pakistan

- You f********ucking matchena!!!!
- I hate matchenas

by YEA hates matchenas February 17, 2025

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Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025

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