Handshake

A lot of people take a handshake as a sign of trust by both parties (and as a weakness, where it would be stupid to trust someone who's given you no good reason to trust them). Shaking hands, pounding fists, or bumping elbows often seems like an attempt to force another party to trust, make peace, or do business with another, which is why some people dont readily shake everybody's hand when they meet them (especially people they dont know, or dont know well). Not shaking hands lets the other party know the trust isn't there, and isn't guaranteed to get there.

Realistically, not everything works out between two people. A handshake doesn't fix anything, it only gives one party the sense that everything is okay with the other party. People should not rely on a handshake to determine whether everything is okay between two people or not.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2020

Handshake Blowjob

Used by older groups of swingers

when everyone is nude ( so usually a pool party ) Couples meeting for the first time would frequently: A. Men shook hands

B. Women would hug each other

C. Women would then give the man they met a friendly slurp of his cock

( averaging 4 or 5 seconds )

I knew Jane & John were going to be fun people to have at the party. I could tell from the handshake blowjob when we met .... they liked to party.

by DJKOKC December 14, 2020

Addis Handshake

Similiar to the Nairobi Handshake. But involves full contact.

The girls at the bar were greeting customers with Addis Handshake...so they were reluctant to leave.

by AddisF August 19, 2013

Kentucky handshake

A handjob. Anytime someone pleasures another person using only their hands. "The ol' ball n' chain was too tired for sex, but she gave me a quick

Kentucky handshake!"

Catholic girls give good Kentucky handshakes!

by Shitbiscuit May 9, 2014

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Peppermint handshake

When a blue haired girl gives a man a handshake...

In his pants.

"Wow emily gives the best peppermint handshakes.

by HempWizard May 11, 2014

Bama Handshake

Screaming "Roll Tide" then immediately punching someone square in the face.

Hey did you hear about what happened to Zach Mettenberger in Nashville? He got the good 'old Bama Handshake.

by gwinnetthatesarcher July 21, 2014