Pencil Mayonnaise

How kind you are

He has level 100 pencil Mayonnaise!
He is so kind!

by Remydacat February 4, 2026

Cannon Mayonnaise

Ejaculation, cum

“He gave me that cannon mayonnaise

by LeftNutCuzIAintRight March 20, 2026

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

מַכְיָן (makyan)

Type: Noun
Definition: A streetwise tough guy. Someone who hits without hesitation and doesn’t overthink confrontation. Think: brawler, enforcer, someone you don’t mess with.
Origin: From the Hebrew root נ־כ־ה (to strike), with the initial נ dropped (as in היכה – he hit). The suffix -ן (-an) marks personality types, like שקרן (liar) or קשקשן (chatterbox). מַכְיָן (makyan) = “one who strikes.”

“Don’t mess with him, he’s a real מַכְיָן (makyan).”

“אל תתעסק איתו, הוא מַכְיָן אמיתי.”

by cleverhebrew October 27, 2025

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019