lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Hot laps

Sex and whatever more you want it to be.

Wanna go for some hot laps

by Caitiii BB November 27, 2021

Layer Lap

The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...

Layer lap is such an amazing person!

by The one and only Bjea December 1, 2021

Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.

"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"

by qpkarl February 4, 2020

Lap line

The tan line people get in 2020 while working in the sun with their computers on their laps.

Wow, Judy must've been working hard these days. She has such a nice lap line!

by Post Nellone April 8, 2020

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

Gabriel Lap

Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3

Gabriel lap is a nice person

by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020