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jungle eater

by bmoneyyyyfosho January 27, 2009
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Hidden Jungle

A man grows his pubes out so much that you cannot see his dick until he has an erection at which point his dick pops out and he can finally have intercourse with a female.
Habbo has a Hidden Jungle in his pants and has trouble having sex!
by Mike Nypaver January 17, 2007
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jungle dick

1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.
1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.
by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012
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The Jungle

Area at the bottom of the hill where there are no lights and many trees...
by Bone Grissle September 11, 2011
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jungle juice

An alcoholic beverage created from Sunny-Delight, Grenadine, and the cheapest vodka you can find.

The perfect balance is just weak enough you can pound it down without realizing you drank the equivalent of a handle of vodka.
Bill: Oh shit... Dan went too crazy with the jj.... he's doing the wall roll
Ted: Damn that jungle juice
by Dano Magnum July 7, 2007
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jungle juice

a very cheap juice like the difference between flavor aid and Kool aid.. found most likely at a gas station it has a picture of a lion on it, mostly drank by minorites. It comes in assorted flavors, it's about 35 cent for a pint.
Man i aint got that much money all i got is 35cent.. man u can go to da handymart and get some jungle juice
by Jaime~G~ May 9, 2006
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Jundie

Mal's having red wine & jundie time at his tonight.
by Slappy123 November 3, 2010
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