Dock-tor Jelkins

The act of two men jelking while also docking

With the way Nicholas talks so much about jelking, I wouldn’t be surprised if him and Enrique get their Dock-tor Jelkins on after work!

by LushMops October 12, 2021

Jerkin

A style of dancing that now consisting of footwork, breakdancing, popping, tutting, etc. The dance is still alive in 2010 and you can see jerks wearing anything. mostly skinny jeans, snapbacks, and Fresh shirts. The most popular crews out there are the Ranger$ and Marvel Inc

Aye you a jerk
Jerkin Never Gonna Die!
This Jerkin song slapz
Lets get off brodie

by JerkinRepMyCrew November 7, 2010

Jerkitis

When a person ( usually a man) all of a sudden becomes a jerk.

when they do something extremely jerky which will case them to catch a case fo jerkitis.

by kimbo123 October 18, 2009

Jenkinese

A language of sayings derived from english and chinese, with sayings you have ever heard before. Created in South Western Ontario, by Big Ern, the Jenkinese epidemic is spreading like a bad weed in a sod field.

Famous Jenkinese sayings:

Fix that Oprah.
You god damn half epileptic retard.
Now we're talkin' Chinese!
Walk and talk.
You fuckin half-baked retard.
You cock-suckin little fucker, I'll fix you.
See that fuckin kawasaki? Ill fix that mother fucker.
If you two little fuckers don't stop arguing, theres going to be another fuckin Jenkins trial.




Jenkinese words:
Tuckamuck (pronounced tuck-a-muck)
SammyIamie (Sammy-i-am-ee)
Greeneggsandhamie (Green-eggs-and-ham-ie)

by ernJR April 8, 2009

Jenkins

A name representing and personifying the male penis as characterized by a rude, distrusting, and at times wild doctor. In the most formal of terms, it/he is referred to as Dr. Wang Jenkins.

"I'm gonna go for a skinny-dip in the lake, Dr. Jenkins needs some fresh air."

by Puppy Dog 1 January 23, 2008

jerkington

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

Jerkin Pox

A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.

Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.

by xristopher cringle October 18, 2010