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The Jake

N. A Whiny bitch in a group of friends that gets what he considers a girlfriend, but in reality she lives over 1000 miles away and has never seen her in person. And after said "girlfriend" breaks up with him, he whines and cries for days on end till he remembers he only needs his hand so he can at least beat off with it.
Example 1-

Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"

Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"

Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."

Example 2- Friend

Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"

Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."

The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"

*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*

Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
by Not Tenspeed. May 10, 2010
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Jake

One of the sweetest boys you will ever meet, He is old fashion he will open doors and Treat you like Roytaly he has a great taste of music He has amazing hair and eyes he is a bad boy with a heart of gold every girl wants to be with him low-Key he is a amazing friend in every way He’s very sweet boy. Any girl is Jealous of his girlfriend, Jake is normally a popular kid with a awesome smile that makes any girl Happy. He normally has a deep voice He listens carefully and every girl loves to talk to him everyone comes to him for advice He has Great taste in clothes.He Spoils his Girlfriend With paragraphs and Gifts.
Girl 1:Who is that hot boy
Girl 2: That is Jake look at his eyes and smile
Girl 1 Yea

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by Nugget chicken liken April 21, 2018
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The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.
Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.
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Jake

Jake is a nice guy but he will break your heart he messes you around hes a big ugly assed fuckboy
by Gingeredemma July 5, 2018
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jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.
Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.
by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018
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Jake

Jake is the sweetest most caring person you'll ever meet he will tell you look great even if yu don't he will say he loves yu no mater what he will lose friends for you if you have him as a boyfriend or best friend or even friend make sure to hold on to him and never let you he makes your life complete and makes your world turn sometimes lies are spread about him but you clarify with him what happened and yu know he would never lie
by Littlelilly September 18, 2017
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Jake

"Jake" is a shorter version of One who's being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End.
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!

Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 12, 2017
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