poodle petting

when you comd a pussy then fuck it

ken is poodle petting me

by booby name April 16, 2006

Pet the baby tiger

Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.

Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.

by Butter Baron April 30, 2015

Pet My Dolphin

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

by Yuliana November 18, 2005

pet my monkey

What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.

I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey

by lawnmowerman October 29, 2004

pet shop boys

Very good rock band.

I loved listening to the songs West End Girls and We Built This City in '85

by Saints October 23, 2003

my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

by Flapjacks May 01, 2006

pet names for genitalia

stinkhorn

unzip your fly, lets the stinkhorn loose

by Dick Shone \'Arry October 18, 2003