Definitions by Yuliana

Pet My Dolphin 

Pet my dolphin is another word for handjob

My new girlfriend wants to pet my dolphin.

Pet My Dolphin by Yuliana November 22, 2005

Fat muffin 

Someone who wears excessevely tight pants, and the fat hangs off of the top. Looking like a Fat Muffin.

Mary called Myrtle a fat muffin, because she tried to rock out tight pants, but all her fat showed instead.

Fat muffin by Yuliana November 22, 2005