Red Mage

Commonly seen nowadays in the HIlarious sprite comic 8-Bit theatre. Is known for his min/maxing of abilities, and being a master of versatility. A jack of all trades, can switch around stats at will. Is burdened by the bane of all twinkers, a low CHArisma stat.

"My plans ALWAYS work, it's the laws of physics that get in my way!"

by Andybloodredmage April 20, 2004

marlboro reds

The best cigarettes money can buy

Marlboro Reds may be dangerous, but they have a great taste.

by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

Panama Red

A special strain of Marijuana, mostly found during the Vietnam era.

"Can I get some of that Panama Red?"
"Panama Red is expensive..man"

by Jay2Win March 25, 2005

Marlboro Red

Heaven sealed in a red box. Marlboro's are yummy cigarettes that give you a delighful head rush that sets you flying away. I inhale it deep, and let the smoke slowley rush out of my mouth/nose.

Marlboro Red are pure heaven in a red box.

by Kiddo xx December 9, 2008

red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

by Jay February 13, 2004

Red Mage

In the first Final Fantasy game, a potentially well-balanced mix of Fighter, Black Mage, and White Mage.

In 8-Bit Theater, a transplant from the D & D universe obsessed with statistics and not much good in actual combat, but a great deal of good for witty comments...especially when he's the butt of the joke.

"I am...THE RED MAGE!"
(Cheesy lensflare, GO!)

by Ingonyama April 20, 2004

Red Pony

Redneck with a pony-tail and a crooked penis.

Yesterday at Walmart we saw a huge red pony.

by Behrens May 4, 2006