Hooker

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

Alexis, the hooker, walks on OBT with a hooters uniform, drunk and delusional asking people for money so she can "do stuff"

by im to poor for a name March 30, 2009

High Class Hooker

Girls that go to Ridge High School. (A girl with money, who wears a little less clothing than a porn star in Algebra II)

A girl(the high class hooker) walks into a classroom, wearing a a tank top that covers half her stomach, and barely half of her boobs, and a short ripped up jean skirt, that's just a couple inches off her ass, and heals. She sits down in her assigned seat.
"Excuse me, Miss. _____, you are not dressed for school, please leave the room," her 24-year-old male teacher states.
"Oh, so you were looking at me?" She replied with a smirk.

by A girl from October 21, 2005

fishnet hooker

A girl who is addicted to a guy and will do anything to be with him forever. Even if the guy doesnt like her, she will stay by his side forever.

#1: Jocelyne you fackin fishnet hooker get away from Perry.
Jocelyne: NO!!! MY PEAR WEEEE HES MINE ALL MINESSS
#1: ur crazy beeyatch

by P GIMME March 17, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker

A shot that will be sure to knock you on your ass...if you want it to. Created by myself and a good friend on the campus of Purdue University, be sure to visit Harry's Chocolate Shop and ask for one, they'll know what your looking for!

Ingredients:

1/3 Malibu Rum
1/3 Pineapple Juice
1/3 Bacardi 151

If you want it extra smelly, go a little lighter on the pineapple juice and a little heavier on the 151!

Hey bartender! Can we get some smelly pirate hookers over here!?!?

by NateDawg583 July 10, 2010

hooker on wheels

A chick who has sex with anyone with a car, and lets everybody know it.

Damn that bitch is a hooker on wheels!!!!

by tweeks May 17, 2006

hookerbeast

an ugly motherfucker, someone who'd have to pay YOU a shitload of money to have any sort of physical or sexual actions with them.

Jonny: Hey there's your kinda girl, she's eye fucking you.
Marcus: Hell nah, she's a hookerbeast, HAHAHAHA you nasty fuck Jonny.

by Marcus J O November 15, 2006

hookermonger

someone who uses a lot of hookers

He wasted all his cash in vegas, not by gambling, because he's a hookermonger

by Miss Raven Crow August 26, 2009