A long
time ago, an Alien named Jean Claude flew down in his spaceship shaped like a baguette, and deposited a race of souls called "Canucks" into a Canadian
Moose the size of Alberta. J.C. bombed the
moose, and parts of Canucks flew all around the most northern section of the America'
s.
Nowadays, souls of Canucks roam the countryside in smaller parts of the
Moose. In their ethereal form, they often resemble a red maple leaf. Symptoms of Canuck-infestation often include gloating about one's healthcare, ignorance of the cold, occassionally letting an absurd "eh" follow your questions, and in the most extreme cases, total transformation into a fully grown "Mountie". These half-Maple leaf half-
moose creatures spread Canadianism about the land.
