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The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes
My girl subscribed to Canada's History the other day, I CAME SO FUCKING HARD
by thecolbertnationsensation February 5, 2010
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