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hoppertunity

A set of ideal circumstances that make it possible to do something you wouldn't think twice about excepting.
Given half the chance I would hop on the hoppertunity.
by Silly gumballs June 14, 2023
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hoppercatellar

"That's to drunk to be a helicopter. It's a hoppercatellar"
by Hoppercateller July 21, 2023
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hipped my brokes

When you’re so insanely stressed you can’t pay attention to driving laws and get in an accident that nearly kills you but you just break your hips and get a concussion.
You know that beautiful chick who worked at the chilling home? I didn’t die, I just hipped my brokes
by Iliarose August 21, 2023
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Hoppers Poppers

A homosexual man who receives anal sexual penetration from other homosexual men, engaging with multiple sexual partners; and never settles down in life with one sexual partner, preferring to hop around from man to man, with a bottle of poppers in his pocket, 365 days a year.
That hoppers poppers is a perfect match for hoppers toppers.
by xPLoads February 27, 2024
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hippierific

noun; Hippie like in a terrific way. To not quite be a hippie but adopt the ideals and activities of one.

adjective; relating to hippies or their culture.
The beautiful, colorful dress was hippierific, she had to have it!

She is a hippierific lady but also such a nerd.
by DojaQween July 3, 2024
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hipparchus

that guy who discovered trigonometry he also did other things
"dont deceive your friends" - mr Hipparchus
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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Hoppers crossing

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt
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