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Hamburgler

A short, stocky, annoying fellow will pretends to be one's friend, but hides malicious tendencies.
The kid is a little f'n hamburgler
by Street Urchin April 6, 2004
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hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008
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hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.
when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.
by the hopwood June 25, 2009
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Hamburgerman

A comic book character created by none other than ME, Joseph. In the comics, Hamburgerman originated as a Wendy's Classic Single. But he was then super-sized and became Hamburgerman, and gained super powers. He flew away and landed at the Burger Cave(Burger King) and dedicated his life to fighting evil. Some of the villains he has battled include the Super Fry, The Six-Dollar Burger, but his greatest villain is Pizza Slice. Luckily his trusty sidekick, Pizza Boy, is always there to fight and drive the Pizzamobile. Hamburgerman has starred in 6 ground-breaking, award-winning seasons and is preparing for a seventh.
Hamburgerman defeated the Six-Dollar Burger in Season 2 with his ketchup blaster.
by _Morpheus_ August 8, 2006
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hamburger helper

The act of vomiting up a recently eaten hamburger onto your own penis as lube
Clay Aiken uses hamburger helper to butt-ram other men.
by mgooch July 7, 2011
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Hamburger

A handjob that is most commonly given by a student to their teacher or professor for brownie points. It is slightly less effective than a "cheeseburger" in achieving brownie points and is often referred to as a "handburger" as well.
Kat: Did you hear about how Garrett got an A+ on Dr. Cheekers's last biology quiz? Everyone else basically failed!

Alex: Dude... I bet he gave Dr. Cheekers a hamburger of epic proportions. Extra mayonnaise.
by GBoyofSV April 5, 2010
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Hamburglar skank

one who burgles ham and has herpes
by mayatheBEE January 4, 2008
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