The OG Hag

A middle-aged woman rocking a fat grey hairline and cheap neon colored eyeshadow, who wears foulards all year long and loves Hard Rock t-shirts.
„Hey G could you help me with a case?“
„No way I am too busy knitting socks for my cats!“
„Your such an The OG HAG, G!!!!“
by QueenOfTheFagHags November 04, 2020
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hag hag

A hetereosexual woman who hangs out with heterosexual men. Similar to a fag hag as these relationships are not physical as the only purpose of being seen with men is to get an ex-husband jealous.
The woman I was dating turned out to be a hag hag.
by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008
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hag-hole

A small crevice or divot that is created on the human body. Typically a inch diameter circular drillbit is drilled 3 inches drep into the human body and then a blowtorch is used to caulderize the flesh.

This hole is often used in sexual interactions as an alternative depository of semen.
"I would like to shove my cock into your secret little hag-hole"
by hagholer July 17, 2022
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Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'
Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
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Hag Rabbit.

1. Someone that clearly has mental issues.
2. A waste of life.
3. A whore, typically male.
Hey, did you see Tyler today? He's such a hag rabbit.
by cakelover? October 18, 2010
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Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!
Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!
by TashioTom the organic Tampon December 28, 2015
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hag been

After having kids and moving to the suburbs, Grace could no longer spend Saturdays shopping, gossiping and being fabulous with her gaytriarch. She missed him terribly but had to admit she was a hag been.
by Bourgeoys December 18, 2009
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