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Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.
I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.
by anonymous December 17, 2024
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Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.
I want to go on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.
by anonymous December 17, 2024
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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
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Splatter Hag

A friendly woman that is either a squirter and/or displays enthusiasm to get squirted on/in by 1 and/or many.
That guy's mother used to be a straight splatter hag.
by Cole AJ Man November 29, 2025
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Hag

Often used as a joke by lolicons to describe an adult looking female character. This joke shows their love for loli characters, reinforcing their dislike of adults' appearance by comparing them to old witches. This joke mainly became popular among the Blue Archive (game) community and slowly spread to other gacha-game communities (e.g. Azur Lane).
"Fuck, they added another hag to {gacha-game}, I'll save up my {in-game currency} for the next banner..."

- Do you like Sunohara Shun*?

- Nah, not a big fan of hags.. I like her young version though, Shunny is the best

* Sunohara Shun is a Blue Archive character who has two versions: young and adult.
by Akir0 March 21, 2025
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hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.
I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife
by CGnotes March 22, 2025
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