Background Guy

the random guy/girl in the background of a pic who is the center of attention

Roslyn: Check out that Background Guy behind the reporter!

Jay: hahahaha!!! He's streaking!

by hidinginyourpic November 2, 2010

Army guy

A guy with more than two arms.

A:"my sister dated an army guy once.."
B:"orly, how army was he?"
A:"he had 3 arms".

by poena November 3, 2010

guy crush

When a straight male extremely admires another male for his looks or voice.

Steve: I really like Luke Bryan, he's very talented and handsome, he's my "guy crush"

by Lyric Bias July 24, 2014

Guy Cry

When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.

"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."

"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"

by Timothy of Washington December 10, 2009

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

hot guys

The type of person that did NOT write the other definition.
i.e. a good-looking male

Skye and Cassidy, stop writing definitions praising yourselves, bitches. You'll never get any hot guys.

by connecticutisthebeststate June 15, 2010

Polo Guy

An male who is gaudy, awkward and actively pursues a girl that he has no chance with, hoping that his weak game will result in a rare score.

Adrian: Did you see that guy last night trying to get Sarah's number?

Pete: Yeah man, he had absolutely no chance. Total Polo Guy.

Also known as an AFC

by themfifties November 3, 2012