Background Guy

the random guy/girl in the background of a pic who is the center of attention

Roslyn: Check out that Background Guy behind the reporter!

Jay: hahahaha!!! He's streaking!

by hidinginyourpic November 2, 2010

Guy Cry

When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.

"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."

"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"

by Timothy of Washington December 10, 2009

Army guy

A guy with more than two arms.

A:"my sister dated an army guy once.."
B:"orly, how army was he?"
A:"he had 3 arms".

by poena November 3, 2010

guy crush

When a straight male extremely admires another male for his looks or voice.

Steve: I really like Luke Bryan, he's very talented and handsome, he's my "guy crush"

by Lyric Bias July 24, 2014

Guy 5

Who's Guy 5? I don't see him anywhere on the internet.....
I don't know what to define for this word....
What is that sound? uhh oh, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAA_----- GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5GUY5

Guy 1: Somewhere, I'm hearing voices in my head..
Guy 2: What do they say?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5

Guy 2: Just keep them out of your mind. It will stop.
*5 hours later....*
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5 Guy 5
*A door opens.*
Guy 2: Hey! Woah, what happened to you?
Guy 1: Guy 5 Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2....
Guy 2: Yo, you performing a ritual for your religion?
Guy 1: Guy 5 is our lord and savior, he will be replacing Guy 1 and 2.....
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
*Guy 2 taps Guy 1.*
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Guy 2: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*The end.*

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 17, 2021

hot guys

The type of person that did NOT write the other definition.
i.e. a good-looking male

Skye and Cassidy, stop writing definitions praising yourselves, bitches. You'll never get any hot guys.

by connecticutisthebeststate June 15, 2010

The Perfect Guy

The perfect guy is someone who doesn't try to be someone he is not. Who finds the right balance between alone time and quality time with you. A guy who listens to your problems, offers his shoulder for you to cry on and is mostly fair and reasonable even if it might hurt your feelings. Instead of sugar coating everything he will be honest finding the most suitable words. He is good looking, sometimes arrogant but mostly mature and confident. He is charming by the way he looks at you, the way he acts and the way he speaks. His thoughts are inspiring, refreshing and interesting. He will always bring a different perspective to things, mostly completely different than yours but in a good way. He makes you feel safe whenever you need it, but he will also be the one and only person who has the guts to tell you to stop when you're about to cross the line. He's patient and considerate, prioritizes you without acting like a puppy. The perfect guy is someone who can fulfill several roles at once, adding something to your life instead of trying to be the one and only center. He is so perfect that a simple thought of him takes your breathe away.

I never knew what I was looking for until I met him, the perfect guy.

by xoxoserra April 2, 2017