Greek Physique

A term used to describe a person who is fit but has a tiny dick

“Noah has a Greek Physique”
“Dang I feel bad for his girlfriend”

by Broblo December 14, 2020

deep greek

Sexual act involving the insertion of one hand in the anus and one in the vagina.

Gavin's favourite sexual act with prostitutes was deep greek.

by Zach00123 April 4, 2009

St. Greg Randy

1. A person from St. Gregory College Preparatory School (Tucson, Arizona) who is random
2. Any person who is too random to explain
3. Any person that one finds annoying
4. A person you dislike greatly

"How your boyfriend doing?"
in response,
"He is being such a St. Greg Randy! He won't even call me back!"


When referring to a cyclist in the middle of the road
"What a St. Greg Randy!!!!!!!"

by Dr. Randal April 23, 2009

Greek scramble

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

by Biska September 14, 2008

Greg

The most awesome goth guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you and goes out of his way to make sure that you have a smile on your face and warmth in your heart. The best friend you could ever wish for, don't let him go. This is one guy that you wouldn't mind being around for days at a time, and you look forward to speaking to him because he always finds a way to brighten your day.

Raven: He's my best friend, you should meet him, you'll love him. :)

Sarah: He must be a Greg, Gregs make the best of friends.

by Sugar_Fang May 17, 2010

Greek Yogurt

Since the Greeks invented anal sex, the jizz that falls out of a man's ass after he has been analed by his companion is called Greek Yogurt.

This may also apply to a heterosexual male making greek yogurt with his girlfriend.

John: Dude what is this stain in your car?
Gene: Oh sorry thats some left over Greek Yogurt from last night, me and Ben got iton
John: That's disgusting dude!

by Tom Scro June 1, 2011

greek headlock

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).

If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.

by Big Balls in Cow-Town March 2, 2007