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Greek mustache

The act of performing oral sex on a man or woman who as Greek yogurt spread over their genitals. When the act is over it leave one, with a mustache made of yogurt
Bro. Last night Stacy surprised me with the Greek mustache, it was amazing.
by Cummingbirds February 8, 2022
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Greek Pipeline

The act of collecting vaginal discharge in a condom and freezing it overnight to use as a dildo.

Known as the greek pipeline because discharge tends to look like greek yoghurt.
Seth: "Hey Brittany, wanna come give me a greek pipeline?"

Brittany: "You know I can't do that again. Daddy will spank us!"

Seth: "Aww shucks , you know how much I love those."

Brittany: "I know Sethy poo, I know."
by Spacenugs69420 April 17, 2024
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Pete the Greek

The act of collecting tons of tzatziki sauce from your weekly gyro until you’re ready to get down and dirty. You pour all the tzatziki sauce on your forehead and sometimes down your neck, a similar sensation to a bukkake
Me and the boys are gearing up to do a Pete the Greek this weekend, I can’t wait for a mouthful that shit is gonna have me rock hard!
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025
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Greek church

1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.

2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.

2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
by Krassmoney July 19, 2021
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Greek i's

The most useless thing in the world cause you need to use 5 different i's WHO NEEDS THAT MANY I'S!?!
Dude: yo what is the greek word for wall
Dude2: τοιχος
Dude: thats alotta greek i's if ya ask me
by ♫musicnote♫ November 2, 2023
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Greek Genocide

An act carried out by the Ottoman and Turkish governments from 1913 to 1923 which involved the targeting and subsequent killing of Christian Greeks in Anatolia (300,000 to 900,000 killed). Along with the killings, several Greek inhabited villages and cities were burned, most infamously: Smyrna, which was burned until there was nothing left but ashes. This along with the Armenian Genocide (1915 - 1917) is continually denied by the current Turkish government which thanks to their NATO protection will never face punishment.
The Turks got away with both the Armenian Genocide and Greek Genocide but, you don't see a Nuremberg trial being held for them.
by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025
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Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp
Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”
by no.remorse February 23, 2024
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