Grand Teton

Hard working father who wants to relax in his chair when he gets home from work.

The Grand Teton is done with work and headed home to play card games on his computer.

Grand Teton by Shockerballa22 May 4, 2023

Grand Theft Auto 

The most overrated series of video games ever, because it allows nerds to look like big, bad, guys to be a criminal who steals shiny cars, kills hookers, and has sex, all in their imagination. Awww! And Hot Cofee is just as overrated, we neeed to let that go too. Critics only like it and inflate all the scores because of the same reason as nerds, it's unique, you are notthe bad guy in real-time shooters. So yeah, please, for the love of god, look past the influence, and see the real falws, GFX suxks, Controls suck, Music is only ok, So who cares about hot cofee, I don't find the girls in that game hot.
Rating: 6.5/10

GTA is sooo overrated.

Grand Theft Auto by Pimp-Slapped Soccer Mother September 14, 2005

Grand Junction 

A Semi small town on the western slope that wishes it was fruita!

Dang. Too bad we live in Grand junction, huh?

Grand Junction by Brady Tribble July 3, 2008

grand masta smoka 

one who has smoked enough pot that they have obtained the title of wise man, usually at an early age. this is one stage before a doctor.

kid rock and scrapee are grand masta smokaz

grand masta smoka by g funk ninja July 28, 2003

Grand Poo-Bah 

Someone with immense ego, and inflated self regard, who can often be found compensating for their small genitalia by driving a BMW or a Mercedes.

There's Larry again, trying to tell everyone what to do and swanning around like he's the Grand Poo-Bah of the whole place

Grand Poo-Bah by Hsgxjeo November 6, 2019

Grand Slam 

when the turd you're shitting starts touching the water in the toilet bowl, while still attached to your arsehole.

Evrytime i eat Tex-Mex, i get a Grand Slam

Grand Slam by Nicoprofound April 8, 2006

Grand Rapids Blow Job 

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.

Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.

Grand Rapids Blow Job by Bill loves the cock May 19, 2004