Bomb-Gagger

A being that is completely overwhelming to the point where you feel it necessary to explode all over their face and in their mouth not for sexual satisfaction but rather for the ability to cease them from talking.

Edmund was being such a bomb-gagger with his incessant prattling about penny wigs.

by anonthefold August 17, 2012

swagger gagger

Being so sick of this stupid shit that the secret in the closet douche bags use to define themselves; ie swag, is so over used and pointless that every time the word swag is used, you gag a little bit (or a lot! )

Douche bag: "Yo bro, I got my swag on!"

Poor innocent bystanders trying to deal with their swagger gagger up-chuck: "GAGG"

by sosickofthestupid! February 5, 2014

the gaggler

Someone who is on your ass in a split second with no notice whatsoever. It is the unpredictable action of being overtaken by immense force by element of surprise.

Hey how's your day goi.... Oh shit what was that!!! Hmmm??? Ooooooo ... It must have been The Gaggler.. OR... The boogeyman checks his closet every night for The Gaggler

by DaGaggler August 10, 2016

dopple gagger

Finding someone and their look-a-like and making both gag on your cock.

Mike was bragging to Todd that he found two similar looking chicks at the bar and he gave them a dopple gagger

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Nose Gagging

Nose gagging is the action of tickling your nose until you sneeze. You can use pepper, a q-tip or basically anything else you can think of that will get you to sneeze. This is usually used if you have an extremely stuffed up nose or if you need to sneeze and you end up not sneezing.

Person 1: “Aaah.. AAAH..!”
*Silence*
Person 1: “GODDAMNIT I NEEDED TO SNEEZE AND I DIDN’T.”
Person 2: “Take a feather and give yourself a quick little nose gag.”
Person 1: “Sure. It usually helps me feel so much better after nose gagging and getting that uncomfortable itch out. Thanks!

by What Would Beyoncé Do May 28, 2018

Faggy gaggy

Shoving a boot sexually down your throat until you vomit in someone’s anal cavity

Diana and Josh did some faggy gaggy last night.

by Ugandan people May 31, 2018

Cock Gaggler

Like a crazy cat lady, a Cock Gaggler is one who hoards cocks. They do not share the cocks they obtain with anyone else. The cocks they get there hands on are theirs, and theirs to keep.

"Hey dude, yesterday I saw John sucking himself off! You think he's a Cock Gaggler?"

by Jagaimo Punisher June 12, 2018