Fruit Loopy

when someone has gone crazy, or 'loopy' the 'fruit' part was added 'cos of the popular cereal 'fruit loops'

"my friend, i'm afraid you may have gone fruit loopy"

by claudiethankstozebra February 16, 2010

fruit nugg

someone who doesn't fit in with the group, and idiot, or just anything annoying

how fruit nugg was that ski patrol guy?

by Tim Boyd April 05, 2006

fruit tart

Homosexual prostitute

Joe is such a Fruit Tart!

by Joseph Smithsonian September 27, 2013

fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s

Hey, check out the fruit-booter!

by ben December 10, 2003

Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.

After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.

by Mr__P January 13, 2012

Fruit Salad

a mans whose mother slept with many men of many races

i dont know who my father was, i am a real fruit salad

by SanGrial February 03, 2011

Fruit Gumming

To take out someone's teeth, with pliers depending on what your into, then let the person try to bite your penis.

Aww, mate, some 62 year old woman started fruit gumming me the other day. Felt like I was poking an out of date melon.

by potato pusher December 28, 2010