April fool

An idiotic person that goes to public places in the month of April without wearing a mask to cover their mouth during a pandemic.

Joey: Look at that stupid person in the grocery store not wearing a mask! Jimmy: What an April fool !!! After today that April fool will be a May fool.

by JoeyBomm April 30, 2020

you die fool

What you say to someone just before you kill them or beat them senseless.

This mountain of a man came out of the crowed and said, " you die fool!". So I ran like hell.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009

Acting the role of the fool

If a picture can tell a thousand words, but actions speak louder than words, your boombox has the traits of a compulsive liar.

I should thank you for the life lesson. When you're unsure of what someone is truly feeling, let them do what they want to do and they will show you what they want to do. You said you wanted what I wanted, but you didn't do what you said you would.

You kept showing me who you are and what you want, when am I going to stop acting the role of the fool and believe you.

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

Foobs

A fat woman who has big breasts caused by excessive fat.

"Look at those two, it's sad how he is only drooling over her Foobs."

by 1Mexican2Princess5 April 16, 2014

Willy Bum Fool

The process of inserting ones erect penis into an associates rectal passage, for the amusement of a third party. This technique is often implemented in the city of Bristol.

Excuse me young man, would you care to partake in a willy bum fool because my cats just died.

by aNDY bELOO November 11, 2008

Foodstamps

A parasite who gets $200 in food stamps because he only gets a little in ssd for only working 2 days in his life and is always asking for handouts from everyone!

Foodstamps still owes me 3 beers 3 months ago what a parasite

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019

whole foods

an up-scale market catering to those seeking natural and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand products are reasonable. The customer service is excellect and the "Prepared Foods" is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke.

by Carlos Mc December 12, 2007