Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014

The floodgates of my anus

When something involuntarily enters or exits your anus.
When the sphincter muscles of your anus are no longer under your control.

I'm just warning you that when I fall asleep the floodgates of my anus will open and I have no control of it.

by sphincter muscle July 4, 2016

Mud Floodin

When you have to poop really bad

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad

by Trill Tony September 2, 2016

crap flooding

A mildly crass way to describe actions either on purpose or by accident causing a denial of service or inconvenience to others by putting out a large useless volume of something.

Some corporate asshat caused a ton of support calls due to his badly coded app crap flooding the network with traffic.

by winston smith the III March 20, 2017

Pink Floyd

The Best Band Of All Time

Members Include David Gilmour, Syd Barrett, Roger Waters, Richard Wright, And Nick Mason..........They Formed In 1965 Performing In Clubs Like UFO And Have Created Albums Such As The Dark Side Of The Moon, Wish You Were Here And Many Others

“Did You See Pink Floyd Last Night”
“Yes They Were Awesome”
“Ikr They Are The Only Band I Listen To!”
“..........oook”

by CarterDefenitions January 27, 2018

smoky floyd

The sexual act of smoking after sex and then shoving the buds into the asshole of the non-smoker or the submissive.

To a friend “Oh yeah man after sex my girlfriend did a smoky Floyd on me and shoved the cig into urethra!”

by Egglover February 1, 2018

mrs.floyd

A fucking lit aas teacher that can be a bitch sometimes

Hey is that mrs.floyd giving out loli pops. Well mrs.floyds being a bitch again.

by Xxdoubleozeroxx June 7, 2018