flesh pumpkins

boobs

I need to find a new bra to fit these flesh pumpkins.

by bouchard32 May 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

Flesh Lamp

the process of using one's skin for a lamp shade

I just got a new flesh lamp at an auction from Ed Gein's house.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 20, 2018

Fleshie

Idk, that shit they say in Casper's Scare School

"We don't allow fleshies in our school"

by Devante Jordan Olayemi November 13, 2021

Japanese fleshlight

Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.

Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!

Post exercise consumption- optional.

I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!

by Keithsbbc November 1, 2019

poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

Flesh Forks

Your bare fingers

Person A: "Dude, I don't have any forks."

Person B responds: "Just use your flesh forks."

by SawOne October 28, 2008