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Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.
I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!
by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011
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Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.
1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.
by Vantius December 21, 2016
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fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks
did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks
by juulian February 14, 2019
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Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
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Fake Hate

Someone who pretend to hate you but really admire you secretly.
Everytime I'm in the same room with Jalissa she's always frowning at me, but when I'm not around she fake hate and tell others how much she dig my flyness.
by Stepin2theglow January 2, 2019
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Fake Mews

When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
by redoctober45 July 17, 2019
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Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday
by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
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