eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

Eskimo pie

When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.

"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"

"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."

by Schrodingersvagina February 28, 2017

The Eskimo

When you cut your pubes and put it inside your foreskin to create a fur hat for your tip

Make sure you do The Eskimo, it’s cold outside

by Lilbeanboy April 28, 2023

Eskimo brotherhood

When a girl is intimate with so many guys it creates a network/makeshift street gang out of it, think of it as a free way to get an STD
See homie hopping and Eskimo brother

John: So you fucked Becky too, welcome to the Eskimo brotherhood
Caleb: Thanks man do you guys do crack and stuff?

by Baraka's Description May 9, 2020

eskimo nightmare

Taking a piss in the cold with three inches of clothes and two inches of dick.

after hitting the slopes I Had a full blown Eskimo nightmare and pissed all over myself.

by Icemanjones April 23, 2018

Eskimo Fuck

Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.

Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"

Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"

Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."

Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."

by Hotnurse2001 February 10, 2018

Eskimo Dookie Smooch

The sensual act of gently rubbing ones nose, back and forth on the anus of another.

Do anything kinky lately?

Sure did. I gave my girl an Eskimo Dookie Smooch as I was eating her out from behind.

by Toilet Thinker October 29, 2020