dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012

Dumpster Dick

A post-hardcore band from Madison Wisconsin. The name refers to a trans woman’s discarded general tissue. Everyone in the band is trans.

Did you check out Dumpster Dick yet? They are pretty rad!

by ComradeVHS June 29, 2019

dumpster hotdog

A sexual act : To receive oral sex immediately after administering rough anal sex.

buddy: did you get some last night?

bro: hell yea ... that girl was freaky!

buddy: How freaky was she?!

bro: She was so freaky she let me feed her the dumpster hotdog !

by neocidal December 5, 2012

Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

Cum Dumpster

Desiree. A slutty ho. Quite literally the town bicycle.

Have you visited the Cum Dumpster today? I did and it got me the clap

by Frankiethesecond July 6, 2014

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009